@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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