i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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