i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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