I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
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