Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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