thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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