giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
it was like eating out sand paper
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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