I can tuck mytits in my pants
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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