Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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