Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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