We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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