I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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