If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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