I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
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