hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
It's Friday. Sex?
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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