you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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