The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
oh god was she eating orange peels again
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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