What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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