I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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