You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
You took a bar mat shot.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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