you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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