it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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