Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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