i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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