I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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