I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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