i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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