when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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