party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Text me some of your sweat
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