I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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