Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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