I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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