dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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