Porn is love you can see.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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