his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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