We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
...so i touched it.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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