my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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