i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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