Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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