so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Quick, to the slutcave!
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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