Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My dick has a subreddit
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
