Dual....:-)
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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