is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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