I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Randomize
