Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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