its not stalking. its research.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
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