i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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