The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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