Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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