Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Randomize
