That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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